Heather and Jason write:
While porteños are serious about coffee, you can’t buy an electric coffee grinder in Buenos Aires. Cafes are everywhere, offering truly excellent coffee (a combination of the Italian influence and proximity with coffee-growing regions like Brazil). We’ve been to several specialty shops that sell every kind of coffee maker available, including high-end espresso machines the size of a car engine. Yet no one sells electric coffee grinders. We don’t know why. Coffee is generally sold en grano (whole bean). The only grinders we’ve found are handcranked brass and wood affairs that look like they belong in an apothecary.
Speaking of coffee, if you realize at 7 am that you are out of coffee at home, you are out of luck. Grocery stores aren’t open that early, and neither are cafes. Most businesses open at 10. The malls stay open past midnight.
Placemats in restaurants are usually leather. In some cases the breadbasket is made of leather.
Subte (subway) stations have free WiFi. Almost every restaurant and cafe has it too. There is much better coverage than in San Diego.
Cajeros electrónicos (ATMs) dispense 100 peso notes, which almost no one will accept, at least not without a little debate. Try using one and invariably you’ll be asked for a smaller bill (this even happened in a restaurant where we used two 100-peso notes to pay for a meal that cost over 100 pesos). We tend to make change proactively whenever we have the opportunity, whether we need it right then or not.
Businesses sometimes claim that their credit card machine is broken only because they would rather have cash.
You can’t tip on a credit card. On rare occasions, your server may ask you to add the tip to the bill before they run the card. They will then stand over your shoulder while you write in a tip. They may even suggest an amount. Sometimes a tip is included on the bill, but usually, we tip in cash.
Porteños come in all shapes, sizes and colors, except, apparently, black. In a month of living here we’ve seen exactly ONE black person in the streets. One of our tour guides told us that when slavery was outlawed in Argentina, ALL the blacks moved to Brazil. This “disappearance” of the blacks is a historical mystery. Some people think they blended into the white gene pool during the massive European immigration of the 19th century. Blacks used to outnumber whites 5-to-1 here, and tango is based in part on West African dance. Argentines of European descent–that is, virtually all of them–consider themselves white, not Latino. Blacks in Argentina today are likely to be Brazilian immigrants.
Irish pubs are all over BA. Visiting one is a riot. The menu is more likely to have gnocchi than chips, and while they may have an extensive wine menu, they may not have Irish beer.
McDonalds, Burger King, and even Starbucks are all over the place, but there are no Taco Bells in Argentina. In fact, there may only be one Mexican restaurant in all of BA, in trendy Palermo Viejo. There’s essentially nothing in common between Mexican and Argentine food. Tortas and tortillas are entirely different foods, and some people here have never heard of frijoles.
If you bring your Mac with you, don’t forget the 2-prong plug. Electrical adapters are easy to find, but not for 3-prong (grounded) plugs. No one will know what you’re talking about if you ask for an adapter for a 3-prong North American plug and they may even try to helpfully show you what North American plugs actually look like. There are two incompatible plug formats common in Argentina–one is Australian, the other European–that sometimes coexist in the same room.
The Castellano word for governor is gobernador. Our English-speaking guides translate it, without a smirk or a hint of irony, as “Governator.”